Men and Women

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish; God Almighty made 'em to match the men. - George Eliot

Pooh Logic

Winnie the Pooh said, "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." While I understand the sentiment, it also seems sort of unfair that the loved one (who presumably loves you back just as much) has to suffer with a day of sorrow.